1. When people's neck veins pop out. Get that shit under control people. I don't care how loudly you are screaming right now. Put. It. Away.
2. When people delete their old profile pictures and only have like 8. You are not allowed to hide your old awkward selfies from 7th grade from me! I'm trying to stalk you, GODDD!
3. When people use too many emojis in their texts/ messages/ telegrams :) I XD AM :p SO
-___- UNCOMFORTABLE :{) (hahaha he looks like he has a mustache)
4. When people are really bad at things that they think they are really good at. UHHMMM WELL YOU SUCK SO STOP PLEASE BEFORE I PEE.
5. When people's pets touch me. Its not that I don't like dogs, I mean I'm fine with them. I wouldn't get a dog myself, but if you have one I will pretend I like them a lot and will pet them and smile at you to make YOU feel less uncomfortable by my discomfort (...what did I just say?) but when your dog is jumping all over me or like humping my leg. I. Don't. Know. What. To. Do. With. My. Life. ahh
6. "LOL" <-- those caps are unnecessary, bud.
7. When I'm at someone's house and I hate the food they/ their parent made. I am SO uncomfortable.
8. When people post sad statuses. Do I "like" that? Does that make me a sympathetic or terrible person...?
9. Walking down the hallway with one other person walking towards you. This probably happens to me at least once a day. I've developed a system for dealing with this: Stare at the wall, the floor, my shoes--OH HI didn't see ya there. Wait yes I did ha I've been secretly staring at you for the past 2 minutes. Make awkward eye contact, pass by, make a super awkward face to myself, then watch the confused face of a second passerby which requires yet another awkward face to myself. Repeat.
Other life observations: The hours between 7-10 pm go by in 5 minutes. Also, I will literally click on ANY link people post on facebook. Its an illness and I'm listening to Australians sing the Lion King now. I tried to change the font on this post wahh why wont it work.
catch ya on the flip side. (should I start saying that now to end these posts? Now that I've said it twice does that make it a "thing" and I need to continue it?)
