Sausages are for wieners

I decided a little while ago that my life was in fact just a string of awkward encounters with a few non-awkward moments sprinkled in here and there. I have dedicated this blog to talking about said awkward moments and other glorious thoughts that pop into my mind, so be prepared for some cat petting, mayo eating, sweater wearing and other fun adventures.
I ate chicken pot pie for dinner and hacked my mom's facebook. That's all for now folks, catch ya on the flip side.